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Following is the true (honest!) recipe for the famous Mrs. Fields cookies.

This recipe was secreted directly from the manufacturing laboratory that produces the cookies for worldwide distribution. The man who stole the recipe lost his job, and is under restraining order not to disclose it, but he passed it to a friend, who distributed it out into the internet before another injunction could be granted!

This is reportedly the best cookie recipe ever to hit the Internet!



1.)   532.35 cm3 gluten

2.)   4.9 cm3 NaHCO3

3.)   4.9 cm3 refined halite

4.)   236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride

5.)   177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11

6.)   177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11

7.)   4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde

8.)   Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein

9.)   473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao

10.) 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)


To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat-transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients one, two and three with constant agitation. In a second 2-L reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogenous. To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1. Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten slowly, with constant agitation. Care must be taken at this point in the reaction to control any temperature rise that may be the result of an exothermic reaction. Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer, place the mixture piece-meal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). Heat in a 460K oven for a period of time that is in agreement with Frank & Johnston's first order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or until golden brown. Once the reation is complete, place the sheet on a 25C heat-transfer table, allowing the product to come to equilibrium.

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