This is thinking quick!!
There was a boy
who worked in the produce section of the market. A man came in and asked to buy
half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of
lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, only a half
head. The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter. The boy walked
into the back room and said, "There's some asshole out there who wants to
buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he was finishing saying this he
turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and
this gentleman wants to buy the other half."
The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager
called on the boy in and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of
trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself
out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you
from son?"
The boy replied,
"Minnesota, Sir."
"Oh really?
Why did you leave Minnesota?" asked the manager.
The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up
there."
"Really," replied the manager, "My wife is from Minnesota!!"
The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?"
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