A
guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.
At
the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples.
The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise. "The hiss is the
rubber
being
injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is
the
needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."
Later,
the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The
machine makes a Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop noise.
"Wait
a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the 'hiss,
hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?"
"Oh,
it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the guide.
"It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."
"Well,
that can't be good for the condoms!"
"Yeah,
but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"
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