The Language of College
ACA Abbreviation for Acute Commitment Anxiety-
It is a common disorder in young collegiate students who often hookup with many different women. Also used to explain someone's behavior.
When a women confides in one of her guy friends and says, " I can't believe he is hooking up with her." Her guy friend (who is also friends with the guilty party) would respond, "It's not his fault he suffers from ACA."
Around the World-
A party theme in which participants move from room to room. Each room is decorated in a theme of a different country with the appropriate alcoholic beverages provided.
Asshole A simple drinking game that involves a hierarchy of players from president to asshole.
Beer Goggles One's perception when under the influence of alcohol. Often causes unattractive people to look hot, long distances to look jumpable, and breaking dancing moves to look easy.
Beer Muscles A sudden increase in courage and combative abilities directly linked to alcohol consumption.
Beer Pong A game played on a Ping Pong table in which cups of beer are set at each end. The object is to throw a ping pong ball into the opponents cup and then they drink from that cup...multiple cups are used and when all the cups are finished on one side....they are declared the loser and have to drink all the winners beer too....works well with girls who don't want to drink too much.
Beer Slut A woman at the party who will get on any guy that is providing free beer.
BFE Butt Fucking Egypt- really far from campus, and/or civilization.
Boonies Far out of the way. Usually where you have to park your car in the student lot.
Booze Snooze A nap taken early in the afternoon to prepare for the night's party, after you've already been drinking. See also Party Nap.
Boss A girlfriend. Refers to her power and control over scarce resources, like sex.
Breaking the Seal Going pee pee for the first time while drinking. Once the seal is broken, restroom trips become much more frequent.
Butterface A girl who has a great body but not an attractive face. Comes from..."Everything looks good on her, but her face."
Cankles When one's calves and ankles grow together.
Clock in (also Punch the clock)
Visit a boyfriend/girlfriend out of a combination of obligation and fear.
For example, "Hey, I'd love to drink and throw stuff off the roof with you guys, but I have to clock in with the boss or she'll cut me off."
Cock Block When one guy in a group interferes with an another guy's efforts to score.
Crotch Rot Any number of fungi or other things that cause extreme itchiness and discomfort in the undercarriage.
Crack the Spine Opening a book for the first time. Often doesn't take place until the might before the finals. Commonly used during bragging sessions when someone is selling back a book claiming never to have opened it.
Deja Booty
1) a situation in which an individual reunites with a former fling in a seemingly random - and often ironic twist of fate.
2) a rare instance when one hooks up with a seemingly new person only to realize that they had hooked up in the past but forgot because they drank too much GoldSchalger that night with Cool Jay down the hall.
Dirty Used to describe an individual who has been around the block a few times.
Might also imply STD or poor hygiene.
Dropping Ass An extremely violent bowel movement after a weekend of bad bar food and beer, "Don't go in the bathroom, I just dropped ass like Hiroshima."
DSL (Dick Sucking Lips)
A term used by men when women are not around. A female version may exist, although a male has not ever heard it.
DTP (Drink Till Puke)
Term used to describe consuming alcoholic beverages until puking them back up. This amount can vary greatly from person to person, but is almost always a whole hell of a lot.
DTR (Determine the Relationship)
An inevitable, yet painful, discussion that must take place in any relationship lasting longer than two weeks.
East Bum Short for East Bum Fuck. Way out of the way. Even past the boonies.
Usually the location of the off campus party you had to walk to.
F-Bomb Euphemism for "Fuck." As in, "He dropped the F-bomb in front of his parents by mistake."
FBFE Fucking Butt Fucking Egypt. No, really, this is the middle of nowhere.
Fifteen Minute Rule If a professor is over 15 minutes late, the class may leave and not expect any repercussion. If the class is taught by a TA, the time is shortened considerably.
Flip 'N F*ck A small futon thingy--that is a small uncomfortable seat and folds out into a small uncomfortable mattress. Despite the name, rarely is it employed in bumpin' uglies.
Frisbee Any uneaten pizza left on the floor of a dorm room.
Glaze your Seat Making a female excited.
Golf Party A party in which participants form teams and go from room to room taking various shots of alcohol.
Got Five on it A rule that allows an individual to leave his/her seat in a room and return within five minutes and still retain rights to sit there.
Hallcest The dangerous act of getting with someone on your hall freshman year.
Hoggin' The practice of hooking up with large, hefty individuals.
Hook Up A romantic or sexual encounter of any varying degrees of intimacy.
Hoover When a beer is spilled, the spiller must drink the beer from whatever surface it is on --regardless of any sanitation concerns.
Huey An individual who tries way to hard to impress their teacher in class.
Also known as a Kiss Ass.
Jersey Chaser A lady who only wants to get with football/basketball players.
Jobby Job What Snoop Doggy Dogg (and every senior)needs to get.
Knocking it Recreational intercourse. Possibly from "knocking the boots."
Possibly not.
Lightweight One who is unable to handle their alcohol.
Lung Candy Cigarettes MDA (Mysterious Drinking Accident)
What happens when you get drunk and hurt yourself in some way, but don't remember it. Evidence of MDAs includes cuts and bruises and NO MEMORY how you got them.
MILF Abbreviation for Mother I'd Love to Fuck.
Navy Seal When you have to pull a mission impossible because your friend is hooking up with the cute girl, but they brought the ugly friend. So you have to pull a Navy Seal and take one for the team. See also Jump On The Grenade.
Old Shoe A former boyfriend/girlfriend who can be counted on for casual sex in a pinch.
Party Foul An incident that goes against the rules of the party. For example, spilling your glass of red wine on the Dean's white carpet during an elegant mixer.
Party Nap A short early-evening rest period to prepare for the night's festivities.
Penny the Door Deliberately trap someone in their room by forcefully hammering a stack of pennies between their door and the door frame.
Phantom Penis/Pussy The only explanation for a person that could not get laid for any amount of money, yet insists to have lost his/her V-Card.
Pissing Clear The point at which one has consumed enough alcohol to turn one's urine transparent. Signifies the beginning of a buzz.
Pulled it out of one's ass A wild guess.
Sausage Party A gathering of many more men than women.
Setting the Pick This is when you employ a friend to stop someone from approaching. For example, you see an old hook up coming up to you at a party.
They will certainly ruin your current chances at nookie, so your friend intercepts the old flame before they get to you. Of course, you now owe the favor to your friend in return.
Shack A verb meaning to spend the night in the room of someone of the opposite sex.
Shit Kickers A pair of leather boots with thick menacing lug soles.
Sketchy Of questionable origin or distrustful motives. Can be used to refer to people, inanimate objects, towns, parties, and lunchmeat.
Slump Busting When you are in a slump; either academic, athletic, or romantic, the sure fire cure is to go to the bars and find the nastiest, Fattest, most wretched woman you can, take her home, and do the deed. Also known as "taking one for the team" and "laying the wood to a fattie."
Sneaky Drunk An individual, who when drunk, has an increased sense of stealth and cunning. Often suffers from disillusions of invisibility.
Sorwhores Also called So-Whore-Ity Girls.
The Stranger Sitting on your hand until it becomes numb, then jerking off.
It feels like someone else, "a stranger," is doing it for you.
The Stranger-Ette Same as above, but paint your nails.
Summer Teeth "That woman has summer teeth, 'summer' there, some ain't."
Swamp Ass A non-fatal condition in which one's experiences constant intestinal distress and anal leakage. While it is not contagious, it does effect other individuals within smelling distance.
Team Jesus A group of militant religious students who proselytize and preach with extreme fervor and little tact. Also called the God Squad.
Ten Second Rule Drunk version of Three Second Rule.
Three Second Rule If a piece of food falls on the floor, one has three seconds to retrieve it before it gets too dirty to eat. Less than three seconds and the food in question is safe to ingest.
Tool A socially inept individual. Similar to a nerd, but not as smart.
Upper Pooper What you would like to do to a particularly attractive female.
Wake and Bake The habit of starting one's morning with a toke.
Walk of Shame The long, humiliating walk across campus in the same thing you had on last night after hooking up that night.
Weenie Roast See: Sausage Party Wife Beater A tight white undershirt worn by college males and stars of "COPS" -
sleeves are optional; stains are mandatory.
Wounded soldier A full beer found when cleaning up the next day after a party.
Yef A sarcastic remark derived from the word "yes," but meaning exactly the opposite. Examples include: QUESTION - "Is it true you hooked up with that fat chick?" REPLY- "Yef!" or "Dude, can I borrow your car?"
...."Yef."
Originated roughly circa 1991.
Zamboni A roll of paper towels or toilet paper used to mop up spilled fluids.
Particularly helpful during drinking games.
Zonk A game of dice and pot smoking. The goal being to reach 10,000 points first, but you must rely on the luck of your dice throws. Used as an excuse to get really high
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