Golf
You
Couldn't Ruin A Game Like That!
John
and his friend George go golfing together one Saturday morning, as they have
done for 24 years straight. Yes, you might say these guys were fanatics about
their golfing.
Later
that day, John returns home exhausted, and plops down in the easy chair. His
wife is concerned and asks if something went wrong with his game.
"No,
no," he replied, "I had the best game I had in years! As a matter of
fact, I started out the first three holes at 4 under par, including a
hole-in-two on the 3rd."
"So
why are you so beat?" his wife asked.
"Well,
George had a heart attack and died on the 4th hole," he said.
"What?!?
And you're so exhausted from trying to save him, huh?"
"No,
It was very quick and there was nothing anyone could've done. But after that, it
was just hit the ball, drag George, hit the ball, drag George..."
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