Frog from the pet store
This
woman goes to a pet store to purchase some dog food. She puts the bag of food up
on the counter and notices a box full of frogs. She reads the sign on the
box...and it says...."Snatch Eating Frogs..$20 each (comes with
instructions)"
She
looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers to the man behind the
counter, "I'll take one."
He
packages up a frog. The woman grabs her dog food and is on her way home.
She gets home, takes out the instructions and reads them carefully, doing
exactly what it says to do.
1.
Take a shower. Put on some nice smelling perfume.
2.
Put on a very sexy teddy.
3.
Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the frog down "there."
To
her surprise, nothing happens. So, she thought, perhaps the scent she chose is
not appealing to the frog. So, she showers again and tries another perfume.
She gets back into bed, puts the frog between her legs and...nothing.
She's totally frustrated and pissed off at this point.
She
reads the instructions again thinking that there might be something she
overlooked. At the bottom of the paper is says, "If you have any problems
or questions, please call the pet store."
So,
she does. The man from behind the counter says, "I've had a few complaints
earlier today, I'll be right over."
After
the man got to her house the woman says, "See, I've done everything
according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."
The
man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, looks directly into its eyes and
says, "I'M ONLY GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS ONE MORE
TIME!"
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