A
fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he
notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with
little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman's hat and has the
wagon tied to a dog.
The
fireman says "Hey little boy. What are you doing?" The little boy
says, "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!" The
fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little boy that sure is a nice
fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks, mister," says the little
boy.
The
fireman looks a little closer and notices the little boy has tied the dog to the
wagon by its testicles. "Little boy," says the fireman, "I don't
want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope
around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The
little boy says, "You're
probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"
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