Electric Train
There
was a mother who was working in the kitchen listening to her son
playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of
bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop.
And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the
train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The
mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in
this house. Now I want you to go to
your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want
you to use nice language."
Two
hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his
train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank
you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.
We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She
hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask
you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.
Remember, there is no smoking on the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us
today."
As
the mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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