The Cop and the Kid
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light.
Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop looked down and said to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid said, "Yeah!"
The cop said, "Well next year, tell Santa to put a tail light on it."
The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid took the ticket, but before riding off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid said, "Well next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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