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AMAZING HOW SIMILAR CHINESE AND ENGLISH ARE!

  

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

 (read out loud)  

 

ENGLISH PHRASE

CHINESE INTERPRETATION

 

Are you harboring a fugitive?

 Hu Yu Hai Ding?

 

See me ASAP

Kum Hia Nao

 

Stupid man

Dum Gai

 

Small Horse

Tai Ni PoNi

 

Did you go to the beach?

Wai Yu So Tan?

 

I bumped into a coffee table

Ai Bang Mai Ni

 

I think you need a facelift

Chin Tu Fat

 

It's very dark in here

Wai So Dim?

 

Has your flight been delayed

Hao Long Wei Ting?

 

That was an unauthorized execution

Lin Ching

 

I though you were on a diet?

Wai Yu Mun Ching?

 

This is a tow away zone

No Pah King

 

Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?

Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

 

You are not very bright

Yu So Dum

 

I got this for free

Ai No Pei

 

I am not guilty

Wai Hang Mi?

 

Please, stay a while longer

Wai Go Nao?

 

Our meeting was scheduled for next week

Wai Yu Kum Nao?

 

They have arrived

Hai Dei Kum?

 

Stay out of sight

Lei Lo

 

He's cleaning his automobile

Wa Shing Ka

 

Your body odor is offensive

Yu Stin Ki Pu

 

 

 

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