A
guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:
+-------------------------------------+
Cheese
Sandwich: $ 1.50
Chicken
Sandwich: $ 2.50
Hand
Job:
$10.00
+-------------------------------------+
Checking
his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons
to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks
to
an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?"
she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I
was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand
jobs?"
"Yes,"
she purrs, "I am."
The
man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
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