Captain Bravo
Long
ago there lived a brave seafarer named Captain Bravo. He was a courageous man
who showed no fear in facing his enemies.
One
day, while sailing the seven seas, a look-out spotted a pirate ship, and the
crew became frantic. Captain Bravo
bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt." The First Mate quickly retrieved
the captain's red shirt, and, after donning the shirt, the captain led his crew
into battle and defeated the pirates.
Later
on, the look-out spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again howled
for his red shirt and once again vanquished the pirates.
That
evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumphs, and
one of them asked the captain: "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt
before each battle?" The captain replied: "If I am wounded in the
attack, my crew won't notice my bleeding and will continue to fight,
unafraid." All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of
their captain.
As
dawn came the next morning, the look-out spotted not one, not two, but TEN
pirate ships approaching. The rank and file all stared at the captain and waited
for his usual request.
Captain
Bravo calmly shouted: "Bring me my brown pants!"
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