A
police officer stops a blond for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could
see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me
to show it to you!"
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The
blonde reported for her university final examination which consists of
"yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall,
stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration
takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the
answer sheet-Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is
sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing
the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and
asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half and hour. But I'm
rechecking my answers.
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A
highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at
the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper
cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled,
"PULLOVER!"
"NO,"
the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
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An
airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde
stewardess.
The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city,
so
upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline
personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route,
he noticed the new stewardess was missing.
He
knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what
happened to her. She answered the
phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You
can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The
stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here," she cried,
"one
is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says, 'Do Not
Disturb'!"
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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