A
woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a
Contractor
in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the
colors
she wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like to have
a
neutral beige, very soft and warm."
The
contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then
he
goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!"
The
woman is most perplexed but she lets it slide. They wander into the
next
room. She says, "In the dining room I'd like a light white, not
stark,
but very bright and airy."
The
contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to
the window, leans out, and yells "Green side up"! The woman is even
more perplexed but still let it slide. They wander further into the next room.
She says, "In the bedroom, I'd like blue. Restful, peaceful, cool
blue."
The
contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then
once
more he goes to the window, leans out and yells "Green side up"!
This
is too much. The woman has to ask. So she says, "Every time I tell
you
a color, you write it down, but then you yell out the window 'Green
side
up.' What on earth does that mean?"
The
contractor shakes his head and says, "I have four blondes laying
Sod
across the street."
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