The
Bear Facts
Frank
was excited about his new rifle. So,
he went bear hunting. He spotted a
small brown bear and shot it. There
was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned round to see a big black bear.
The
black bear said "You've got two choices, I either maul you to
Death
or we have sex." Frank decided
to bend over.
Even
though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and
Vowed
revenge. He headed out on another
trip where he found the black
bear
and shot it. There was another tap
on his shoulder. This time a huge
grizzly
bear stood right next to him.
The
grizzly said "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two
choices.
Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough sex."
Again,
Frank thought it was better to comply.
Although
he survived, it would take several months before Frank
Finally
recovered. Outraged he headed back
to the woods, managed to track
Down
the grizzly and shot it. He felt
sweet revenge, but then there was
a
tap on his shoulder. He turned
round to find a giant polar bear standing
there.
The
polar bear said "Admit it,
Frank, you don't come here for the
hunting,
do you?"
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