Son of a Bitch
A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his
church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat.
The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a
couple of hours. The priest agrees.
The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to
which the priest says no. He baits the hook for him and says, "Give it a
shot father". After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and
struggles to get it in the boat.
The fisherman says "Whoa, what a big sonofabitch!"
Priest: "Uh, please sir, can you mind your
Fisherman: (THINKING QUICKLY) "I'm sorry father, but
that's what this fish is called - a sonofabitch!"
Priest:"Oh, I'm sorry - I didn't know."
After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church
and spots the bishop.
Priest: "Eminence, look at this big sonofabitch!"
Bishop: "Please Father, mind your language, this is a
house of God."
Priest: "No, you don't understand - that's what this
fish is called, and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!"
Bishop: "Hmmm. You know, I could clean this
sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner."
So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it
to Mother Superior at the convent.
Bishop: "Mother Superior could you cook this
sonofabitch for dinner tonight?"
Mother Superior: "My lord, what language!"
Bishop: "No, Sister, that's what the fish is called -
Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook
Mother Superior: "Hmmm. Yes, I'll cook that
Well, the Pope stops by for dinner with the three of them,
and they all think the fish is great. He asks where they got it.
Priest: "I caught the sonofabitch!"
Bishop: "And I cleaned the sonofabitch!"
Mother Superior: And I cooked the sonofabitch!"
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