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One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could

buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we

have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle?

Wait until Christmas."


Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well,

The mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that. Ask me again some

Other time."


Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house

with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving. The boy said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room,

and I heard you say that you were pulling out, and mommy said that you

should wait because she was coming too, "And I'll be DAMNED if I get stuck with a $80,000 mortgage!"

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