day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could
him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we
a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle?
came around, and Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well,
mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that. Ask me again some
about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house
all his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt sorry for him, and asked him
why he was leaving. The boy said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room,
I heard you say that you were pulling out, and mommy said that you
wait because she was coming too, "And I'll be DAMNED if I get stuck with a
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