my literate friends:
The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any
from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing
letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners:
Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
A degenerate disease.
A poorly planned break-in. (See: Watergate)
It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And
then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like aserious bummer.
All talk and no action.
effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you
Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was
your money to start with.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid & an asshole.
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