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To my literate friends:


    The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any

word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing

one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners:


Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.


Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.


Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.


Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.


Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.


Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.


Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.


Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.


Burglesque: A poorly planned break-in. (See: Watergate)


Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like aserious bummer.


Glibido: All talk and no action.


Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.


Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.


Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid & an asshole.


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