married guys go golfing. During the
4th hole, the following conversation
Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this
weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next
Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new
deck for the pool."
Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I
had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a
word. So they asked him.
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to
come golfing this weekend. What's
Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?' and she said, 'Wear your sweater.'"
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