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You actually like doing laundry at home

3:00 AM is still early on the weekends

It starts getting late on the week nights

Two miles is not too far to walk for a party

You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it

You'd rather clean than study

"Crap, how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night

Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal

Mindsweeper is more than a game it's a way of life

You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps

You know the pizza boy by name

You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark

You live for getting mail

Looking out the window is a form of entertainment

Prank phone calls become funny again

You start thinking and sounding like your roommate

Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth

Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime

You find out milk crates had so many uses

Wal-mart is the coolest store

The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday

You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in college too long


That it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class, I'd sleep through it.

That I could change so much and barely realize it.

That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.

That college kids throw airplanes too.

That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are so dressed up.

That every clock on campus shows a different time.

That if you were smart in high school, so what?

That I would go to a party the night before a final.

That Chem Labs/Architecture studios take up more time than all my other classes put together.

That you can know everything and fail a test.

That you can know nothing and ace a test.

That I could get used to almost anything I found out about my roommate.

That Home is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.

That most of my education would be obtained outside of class.

That I would be one of those people that my parents warned me about.

That free food served until 10 is gone at 9:50.

That Psychology is really Biology.

That Biology is really Chemistry.

That Chemistry is really Physics. 

That Physics is really Math.

That my parents would become so much smarter in the last few years.

That it's possible to be alone even when you are surrounded by friends.

That friends are what makes this place worthwhile!

Don't be dismayed at good-byes, a farewell is necessary before we can meet again, and meeting again, after moments or a lifetime, is certain for those who are friends.

Top Ten Reasons that College is like Preschool...

10. You cry for your mother.
9. You cross the street without looking for cars.
8. Snack time is a necessity.
7. You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you look like (because everyone else looks
as stupid as you do).
6. You stay at home and play games with your friends.
5. You wear your backpack on both shoulders.
4. You wear big mittens.
3. Playing in the snow is a legitimate activity.
2. You take naps.
1. You look forward to grilled cheese sandwiches.

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