Top 10 Signs That Your Son Has Grown Too Old For Breast Feeding
- 10. He can open your blouse by himself.
- 9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.
- 8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
- 7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
- 6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.
- 5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.
- 4. After each feeding, he has a smoke.
- 3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.
- 2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to Dueling Banjos.
- 1. Beard abrasions on areola.
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